Thursday, August 13, 2009

Robert Pattison/Edward= Yuck *barf*.(in my world)

First I would like to apologize to all those ladies out there who think that Robert Pattinson is a "heart-throb". This post will not speak well of your "heart-throb".

Robert, after playing Edward Cullen in Twilight, has slipped his way in many girls' hearts, mine not included. How he did this is beyond me. I have heard it many a time that a girl will say, when talking about the future, that they can't wait until they meet their Edwards. You can picture it, looking up to the heavens as they say it with their hand on their heart and sighing afterwords....Yuck! I have to fight the urge of asking why they want a stalker as a husband, let alone know one at all!

Yes, I know Edward has some wonderful qualities....

Wait, no....

Actually, someone needs to tell me what they are. I have not the slightest clue.

I am proud to say I have never watched the Twilight movie or read the series all the way, and some people would say that I can't judge what I have not seen, but I have read and seen all the Twilight I can manage. The book might have been written well but the story sucked, and no one can ever convince me that Twilight was a good movie...Ever.

And as my sister now injects, the story was not well written at all. Sloppy, with the overdone tone of a romance novel, it is not for the fans of 'real' fiction. Better stick to Robin McKinley, folks.

And be real he is not hotter than Ben Barnes.



It almost killed me to put his picture in this post.
Robert Pattinson might be a great, nice guy, but in no way is he hot...

I could go on but I won't. Things to do.
I will end with this video. I have never watched Buffy or have ever been tempted, but this video was brilliant.

2 comments:

Valerie said...

LOL, I love Buffy! And Ben Barnes is definitly hotter. Can't wait for Voyage of the Dawn Treader!

Suki Lotti said...

And believe it or not to whichever sister injected that comment, the movie was worse. (And as I've expounded to Lindey and Kimmi, I was not given the option to watch it. I had avoided it too many times already. But I'll spare everyone on my tirade of why I didn't like it.)